[Nettime-bold] Re: <nettime> "Without branding you're just another commodity."

["matt king" <fabdude@ic24.net>]

Aye, but from browsing yr credentials
you are in a quadrant less travelled

I prefer all the animals;
its where we're all together man!!
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----- Original Message -----
From: "James Allan" <james@teleportacia.org>
To: <nettime-l@bbs.thing.net>
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2001 10:55 AM
Subject: <nettime> "Without branding you're just another commodity."


> I am not the arms on the Victory of Samothrace.
>  I am not the cause of the Peloponnesian War.
>  I am not Hank Williams.
>  I am not the book you left on the subway.
>  I am not a rainbow trout.
>  I am not repeating: reason over passion.
>  I am not missing and presumed dead.
>  I am not saying I love you to a perfect stranger.
>  I am not 216 colours.
>  I am not sharing a palette.
>  I am not going up north on highway 35/115.
>  I am not Ernest Borgnine in From Here to Eternity.
>  I am not driving around Toronto like Glenn Gould.
>  I am not as famous as you.
>  I am not looking for molybdenite.
>  I am not green with envy.
>  I am not a fountain of eloquence.
>  I am not very good at this.
>  I am not saying anything until my lawyer gets here.
>  I am not wearing running shoes to the prom.
>  I am not going to hang up and try my call again.
>  I am not getting a migraine.
>  I am not reaching for my gun.
>  I am not the discoverer of insulin.
>  I am not suitable for framing.
>  I am not going to hang myself just to spite you.
>  I am not hungover.
>  I am not in love with Mary Pickford.
>  I am not going to apologise for cross-posting.
>  I am not paying for that.
>  I am not leaving you anything but guilt.
>  I am not making headway.
>  I am not spring fed.
>  I am not checking the spelleng.
>  I am not victim of union busting goons.
>  I am not a Great Horned Owl.
>  I am not going to slay all first born males.
>  I am not just like someone I read about last week.
>  I am not going to shake my booty.
>  I am not a torrential rainstorm.
>  I am not a welfare Cadillac spraying gravel at the door.
>  I am not phlegmatic.
>  I am not an incredibly ugly Flemish lutenist.
>  I am not Barry White.
>  I am not Nanook of the North.
>  I am not Saint Simon Stylite.
>  I am not Saint John the Dwarf.
>  I am not Saint John of the Cross.
>  I am not Saint Joan.
>  I am not Saint Antony, Saint Collumcille or Saint James.
>  I am not dreaming of escape.
>  I am not scopophilic or is it scopophillic.
>  I am not clutching a six-gun to my chest.
>  I am not faster, baby, faster.
>  I am not impressed with the way this is going.
>  I am not a big boy.
>  I am not roadkill barbecue.
>  I am not going to get stoned in the morning and drunk in the afternoon.
>  I am not looking for justification.
>  I am not eating walnuts.
>  I am not impressed with people who go on and on and on.
>  I am not standing and waiting at the corner of Queen and Spadina.
>  I am not a ward of the state.
>  I am not sleeping on the couch.
>  I am not cutting my hair like Franz Liszt.
>  I am not good to the last drop.
>  I am not an Iroquois warrior.
>  I am not beating his head against a wall.
>  I am not joining the French Foreign Legion.
>  I am not asking questions.
>  I am not following domestic affairs.
>  I am not an astronaut floating in space.
>  I am not 6 feet tall.
>  I am not dead.
>  I am not a cartoon character.
>  I am not talking about guns anymore it's getting embarrassing.
>  I am not falling for that trick again.
>  I am not aware of any conflict of interest.
>  I am not listening to you la-la-la-la-la.
>  I am not going to rock and roll all night and party everyday.
>  I am not a cigarette butt in the ashtray of your dreams.
>  I am not wise in the ways of the force.
>  I am not Elizabeth Taylor.
>  I am not Richard Burton.
>  I am not saying pantaloon in a funny voice at 3 am.
>  I am not high-speed internet access.
>  I am not running out of things to say.
>  I am not dead in a ditch somewhere.
>  I am not an opera singer though you'd think so by looking at me.
>  I am not telling the truth.
>  I am not aware of any precedent.
>  I am not leaving work at noon.
>  I am not a scientific American.
>  I am not the man in a grey flannel suit.
>  I am not desperately looking for you in a crowd.
>  I am not comfortable with the habits of a monk.
>  I am not Norman Vincent Peale.
>  I am not Norman Levine.
>  I am not telling anyone.
>  I am not going to Montreal, I'm broke.
>  I am not speaking into a microphone like Fred in Double Indemnity.
>  I am not standing in your back yard.
>  I am not throwing my vote away.
>  I am not a ninja.
>  I am not a Thuja Occidentalis on the Niagara Escarpment.
>  I am not fresh as a daisy.
>  I am not blowin in the wind my friend.
>  I am not a U-boat captain.
>  I am not going to hurt you or your friend but the dog's another story.
>  I am not made in Canada.
>  I am not a spy.
>  I am not covered in oil.
>  I am not moving slowly toward you.
>  I am not wearing socks.
>  I am not going to kiss you.
>  I am not laughing she said.
>  I am not living in a foreign country.
>  I am not seeing red.
>  I am not finished with you yet.
>  I am not looking for a ride.
>  I am not part of the X-men.
>  I am not paying for your drinks.
> ........................................................
>
>  cross references
>
>  http://www.petroleumplace.com/Resumes/Offshore/5-3870.html
>
>  http://www-ciir.cs.umass.edu/~allan/
>
>  http://gaelnet.stmarys-ca.edu/about.smc/faculty/allan/
>
>  http://williamselfassoc.com/allan.html
>
>  http://www.otago.ac.nz/law/staff/staff_summaries/allan_j.html
>
>  http://www.canadianheritage.org/reproductions/20219.htm
>
>  http://www.intermart.co.uk/jallan/webpage.html
>
>  http://shopping.yahoo.com/shop?d=a&id=2308196
>
>  http://www.jamesallan.co.uk/frame.htm
>
>  http://collections.ic.gc.ca/hamilton/skyway2.htm
>
>  http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/Magazines/docs/v20n3j_allan.asp
>
>  http://www.ravie.freeserve.co.uk/g0000094.html
>
>  http://forumhub.com/elit/17197.11.35.47.html
>
>  http://www.pottsnet.com/treedata/d0002/g0000012.html
>
>  http://www.jamesallan.com/
>
>  http://www.rochedalss.qld.edu.au/Stuart00.htm
>
>  http://pages.tias.com/2001/PictPage/1013087.html
>
>  http://www.bms.ed.ac.uk/gendev/JAllan/JAllen.htm
>
>  http://blueberry.jellybean.co.uk/~steve/sgsuni2.html
>
>  http://www.loras.edu/~EDU/allan.html
>
>  http://altair.stmarys-ca.edu/~cybercul/allan.html
>
>  http://plantfloor.com/mi/allantoolcompany.htm
>
>  http://www.adesigncanada.com/competition/silver_winners.html
>
>  http://www.eapgroup.com/allanj1.htm
>
>  http://www.pharmj.com/Editorial/20000527/news/scottishopening.html
>
>  http://nz.com/NZ/Queer/HERO/MetroQueerTimes.html
>
>  http://www.football-favourites.co.uk/sunderland_content.htm
>
>
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